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1:30am April 18, 2014
1:29am April 18, 2014

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

1:25am April 18, 2014

geekhyena:

easterelf:

shutupgrayce:

conflictingheart:

Animals Jumping on Trampolines

This is the only thing to make me laugh today.

OMG THE BISON THOUGH HIS LITTLE TAIL WAGGING AS HE MUSHES HIS FACE IN

Our dog loved the trampoline.  She would bounce on it with us.  The cat? Notsomuch…..

1:24am April 18, 2014

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

1:24am April 18, 2014
1:24am April 18, 2014
1:24am April 18, 2014

janedoodles:

beardsmelting:

every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

Of COURSE IT’S AN ARNGE

1:24am April 18, 2014

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning

1:23am April 18, 2014

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

1:23am April 18, 2014
pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

pleatedjeans:

future tumblr user

1:22am April 18, 2014
can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
oh

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh
1:22am April 18, 2014
blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

1:21am April 18, 2014
1:20am April 18, 2014
referredpain:

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

HOHOHO I’m SAD NOW

referredpain:

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

HOHOHO I’m SAD NOW